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Jul. 5th, 2008

I Can Invent Place Names Too

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First thing's first: the math phys midterm was a force to be reckoned with. I was lucky enough to know someone with last year's test, and (thankfully) a couple of the questions re-appeared this year. Otherwise, I think I would have bit the bullet big time. Oh well easy come, easy go. Other than that, went paint balling today with a bunch of friends and friends of friends and well wishers. It was so fucking fun, let me tell you. Every shot I received hit my head: 3 in the back and 2 in the goggles (mcbain: the goggles do nawthing) haha. After that was done I hit up the KW (kitchener-waterloo) army surplus store looking for a one man tent. No luck... But I'll find one eventually. Have some faith in me, eh.

A funny side story: My buddy Scott messenges me tonight and askes "I heard this song on the radio last night at 2am, it reminded me of power rangers, do you know what it was". At first I had no fucking clue and wanted more info, BUT THEN it came to me like a flash of lightning: HIGHWAY STAR BY DEEP PURPLE!! and low and behold, I was right! My random music knowledge takes up about 1/3 of my brain, so if anyone needs to know the name of a song they've heard and only know the tune or whatever, gimme a shout, I'll see what I can do.

To finish this one off I'm gonna leave some awesome lyrics from Meat Loaf's 'Life Is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back'. PS; There's this dude that looks EXACTLY like Meat Loaf (see below) in physics, and we call him that. That's not too weird on its own, but get this: theres another kid that looks EXACTLY like Meat Loaf's Son (if he had one, I'm assuming he doesn't), we call him Meat Loaf Junior. PPS: I love non-physics Meat Loaf. Adios!

What about love?  Its defective!   Its always breaking in half

What about sex? !    Its defective!     Its never built to really last

What about your family?    Its defective!    All the batteries are shot

What about your friends?  Theyre defective!    All the parts are out of stock

What about hope?   Its defective!    Its corroded and decayed

What about faith?  Its defective!     Its tattered and its frayed

What about your gods?    Theyre defective!    They forgot the warranty

What about your town?     Its defective!     Its a dead end street to me

What about your school?    Its defective!     Its a pack of useless lies

What about your work?     Its defective!    Its a crock and then you die

What about your childhood?     Its defective!     Its dead and buried in the past

What about your future?   Its defective!    And you can shove it up your ass!!

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